Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,

I’ll go and dig some worms;

Long thin skinny ones;

Big fat juicy ones,

See how they wriggle and squirm


Bite their head off,

Suck their juice out,

Throw their skins away,

Nobody knows how much I thrive

On worms three times a day


Long thin skinny ones slip down easily,

Big fat juicy ones stick;

Hold your head back,

Squeeze their tail,

And their juice goes drip, drip