Show Me the Way to go Home

I’m tired and I want to go to bed

Oh, and I had a little drink about an hour ago

And it’s gone right to my head

Wherever I may roam, on land or sea or foam

You will always hear me singing this song

Show me the way to go home

 

Indicate the way to my habitual abode

I’m fatigued and I wish to retire

Oh, I had a little beverage 60 minutes ago

And it’s gone right to my cranium [place that keeps my ears apart]

 

Wherever I may perambulate, on land or sea or atmospheric pressure

You will always hear me chanting this melody

Show me the way to my abode