(To the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)

My breakfast lies over the ocean,

My dinner lies over the sea,

My stomach is in a commotion,

Don’t mention my supper to me

 

CHORUS:

Bring back, bring back, Oh bring

Back my bucket to me, to me . . .

 

Bring back, bring back, Oh bring

Back my bucket to me, to me . . .

I really felt rotten this morning,

They tell me I really looked pale,

My stomach gave adequate warning,

To lean far out and over the rail

 

Chorus

 

Bring back, bring back, Oh bring

Back my bucket, to me . . .

The sound of a stomach in motion,

A murmuring noise inside me,

I looked down and there on the water,

Was breakfast and dinner and tea.

 

Chorus