(To the tune of If You’re Happy and You Know It)

If it’s raining and you know it clap your hands (Clap, Clap)

If it’s raining and you know it clap your hands (Clap, Clap)

If it’s raining and you know it then your clothes will surely show it

If it’s raining and you know it clap your hands (Clap, Clap)

 

If the mud is only knee deep, stamp your feet (Stamp, Stamp)

If the mud is only knee deep, stamp your feet (Stamp, Stamp)

If the mud is only knee deep and you wish that it were hip deep

If the mud is only knee deep, stamp your feet (Stamp, Stamp)

 

If the wind is really blowing, shake your head (Shake, Shake)

If the wind is really blowing, shake your head (Shake, Shake)

If the wind is really blowing, and your permanent is going

If the wind is really blowing, shake your head (Shake, Shake)

 

If the temperature is falling, rub your hands (Rub, Rub)

If the temperature is falling, rub your hands (Rub, Rub)

If the temperature is falling, and your spirits are appalling

If the temperature is falling, rub your hands (Rub, Rub)