(To the tune of John Brown’s Body)

He jumped without a parachute from twenty thousand feet

He jumped without a parachute from twenty thousand feet

He jumped without a parachute from twenty thousand feet

And he ain’t gonna jump no more

 

CHORUS:

Glory glory what a hell of a way to die

Glory glory what a hell of a way to die

Glory glory what a hell of a way to die

And he ain’t gonna hump no more

 

He landed on the pavement like a lump of strawberry jam

He landed on the pavement like a lump of strawberry jam

He landed on the pavement like a lump of strawberry jam

And he ain’t gonna jump no more

 

Chorus

 

They put him in a match box and they sent him home to mum

They put him in a match box and they sent him home to mum

They put him in a match box and they sent him home to mum

And he ain’t gonna jump no more

 

Chorus

 

She put him on the mantel piece for everyone to see

She put him on the mantel piece for everyone to see

She put him on the mantel piece for everyone to see

And he ain’t gonna jump no more

 

Chorus

 

She put him on the table when the Vicar came to tea

She put him on the table when the Vicar came to tea

She put him on the table when the Vicar came to tea

And he ain’t gonna jump no more

 

Chorus

 

The Vicar spread him on some toast and said what lovely jam

The Vicar spread him on some toast and said what lovely jam

The Vicar spread him on some toast and said what lovely jam

And he ain’t gonna jump no more

 

Glory glory what a hell of a way to die

Suspended by your braces when you don’t know how to fly

Glory glory what a hell of a way to die

And he ain’t gonna jump no more