Fred the Moose

(One person leads, everyone repeats)

 

There was a crazy moose

Who liked to drink a lot of juice

There was a crazy moose

Who liked to drink a lot of juice

 

CHORUS:

Singing way-oh, way oh

Way-oh, way-oh, way-oh way-oh

Way oh, way oh

Way-oh, way-oh, way-oh, way-oh

 

The moose’s name was Fred

He liked to drink his juice in bed

 

Chorus

 

He drank his juice with care,

But he spilled some in his hair

 

Chorus

 

All his hair went stiff

So he combed it in a quiff

 

Chorus

 

His friends began to laugh

So he had to take a bath

 

And as the water went down

Fred the moose began to drown

 

Singing glug-glug-glug-glug

Glug glug, glug glug, glug glug, glug glug

Glug glug, glug glug

Glug glug, glug glug, glug glug, glug glug

 

Now let’s all count to five-

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Fred the moose is back alive!

 

Chorus

 

Additional add-ons:

He was hungry moose

So he cooked himself a goose

 

Now this crazy moose

Had a crazy pal called Bruce

 

And his friend said “Look!”

A hunter wants you for the cook!

 

But Fred was far too smart

Sat down to think and had a fart!

 

Fred the moose’s plan

Was to capture the hunter-man!

 

So as the man passed by

He fell into a trap, which made him cry!

 

The moose scared him off

With a rather loud, big cough!

 

So Fred the moose lived on

And the hunters were-a-gone!