Do your ears hang low?

(To the tune of Turkey in the Straw, refrain)

Do your ears hang low, do they waggle to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them is a bow?

Can you throw them o’re your shoulder like a continental soldier?

Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears stick out, can you waggle them about?

Can you flap them up and down as you fly around the town?

Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore?

Do your ears stick out?

Do your ears stand high, do they reach up to the sky?

Do they hang down when they’re wet, do they stand up when they’re dry?

Can you semaphore your neighbour with the minimum of labour?

Do your ears stand high?